October 18, 2008
Sesame Street's Count von Count Disappointed in Biden
Taking a break from counting bats in his suburban castle to comment on Biden's recent remarks in which he claimed the word "jobs" contained only 3 leters, The Count explained, "I do not vant to be seen as political, but it is very disappointing that a vice presidential candidate cannot count beyond the number 3." "Of course, I love to count and I don't expect everyone to share my love of counting." "However, for a candidate touting a complicated tax policy, it certainly gives me pause because any such policy will naturally include numbers larger than 3."
The Count later contacted Biden's campaign manager and provided a program schedule for upcoming episodes in which The Count teaches counting up to the number 10, as well as offering private tutoring. Additionally, The Count stated that every episode in the history of Sesame Street also includes instruction on counting beyond the number 3 and are available on DVD.
This comes from a blog of satire from the "right" about the "left." Just thought you would get a kick out of it. Go to The Spotted Owl.
2 comments:
ha...ha-ha!
Very clever. I hadn't heard of this little slip-up of Biden's. It seems that, as far as the media is concerned, in this campaign the left never blunders, and the right does nothing but.
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